3:24 PM 9/18/09 · My phone is being obnoxious but that's kinda my fault. It's set to a specific noise anytime I get a text and I've got Twitter set to updates right now. I had to remove @officialTila, least insofar as to turning her update status to off because she seems to be quite recovered from her ordeal and is the hyperkinetic tweeting fiend ( Read more... )

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...I guess he'll die!

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June 15, 2009: Daily/Colbert - Welcome Home, Stephen
Stephen receives a well-earned standing ovation from Jon, and adjusts to his uncomfortably comfortable civilian clothes.

9:45 AM 6/9/2009 · So, if you haven't been following the news then you don't know that this entire week Stephen Colbert is doing his show from Baghdad, Iraq. I caught the 1st one last night and it was beautiful, especially this last bit here!

June 8, 2009: Obama Orders Stephen's Haircut - Ray Odierno
Under direct orders from Commander-in-Chief ( Read more... )

June 4, 2009: Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - External Lungs
External lungs increase office productivity by allowing employees to send them outside for a smoke break.

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Daughter confronts Austrian incest father in video
AP - Tuesday, March 17, 2009 12:47:29 PM
By VERONIKA OLEKSYNThe woman who bore seven children through incest and was allegedly locked in a squalid dungeon for 24 years confronted her father Tuesday in a videotape shown in court -- testimony that could send him to prison for life. Josef Fritzl, 73, ( Read more... )

...it will probably come up again later.

Twitter is the last bastion for people unable to communicate in complete paragraphs!

March 2, 2009: Twitter Frenzy
Sam Bee says Twitter has become such a big deal among legislators and the media elite because it's awesome.